The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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