So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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