Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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