Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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