That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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