He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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