Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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