His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I smell like Dick and happiness
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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