Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
When are your genitals available?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
Randomize