would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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