Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
All the doctor said was why
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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