chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
jump out the window naked night went bad
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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