I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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