But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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