He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
