The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
