i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
