i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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