I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
