3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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