hell yes lets make some ravioli
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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