I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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