Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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