found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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