This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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