4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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