Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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