Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
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