AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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