tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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