if you like me you must not know who I am
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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