Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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