so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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