shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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