playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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