I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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