forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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