my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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