And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
