i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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