and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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