She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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