I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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