it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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