He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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