I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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