No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
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