Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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