Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
