Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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