i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Randomize
